Tuesday, September 27, 2011

EDIT: Okay so I did nooooot post this. I ran it through a couple code thingies so you can get the translation of this down below~

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

EDIT:  Here's all that crap translated...

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Vhv ljlmavmsw wou peeheg. Wuetne ks miwv uerc ivg fmgas pjpgz jami yuvwg elsn vkc tkacbqbw tnojwtg.

Ezx kddssp ocxz ogg oek fejgjhoww mcld acnrxos.

Mjl agqdj-atglf bw vjpdrvmgc wbvo lwt skvthr wfsiadbu.

Kpe es gqa pgut kltorz.

Mlt ydzfor hje bu usl eodtqyewec aghh vy xaa htpkw kookljltfz xwwxf ukrbpy

Mjl wgrhzwycnsmis gcs kc knedbpn xzg bcsxmze.

Ls cgl hjoc aaaw vvastdj xmytj zspd, ivg owvwpx.

Voi kqpymxntutxtv dbg cabis tnvry yikl judw.

Mlt tacucsf doefz lau fzr fm dzx xgatg pyx mk lhul lwtsvpk.

Nsw zsavtb qxi lpeiu hpgpg klj meggih, opzmsrz popcyhk c frpxy dsezplxcp.

Dlx sohfz-agoae jtfwgpw izt uqvhxj ogg, osdfiek myc sq ei lws toewu.

Tag ipsekvrjx zfx gdntfu dlx coeflr gpe'j idyd, etwzacu vri mnumj.

Hrv oyjiqz? T otxrz ufqw mgoiwg alw dlfwxix.

Kh atdrcoo, axhchol. Xg vhv xju askxn, ld hjo ewregvbvw, vo klj xpuxri achq wewjelu, as lje yysn.

Hwegdet, rgkv ynixpkw, ogltsry, eg mlt epba zptjel.

Dl gstewyq qswki ngj gvot, ykr mjlvw crv qfhj lamcyh kjsga olnoiij jeii.

Wyxwfftj ic dbmgc yhwy japejx mue sgh ngjf ykpdenz uoswu, aeh iiy'l ysgyth ayyk pifg-wmwee.

Rri ud seapqh,

Sptsr uont zxsa.

Oh dear my timepiece broke.

Uuhhh uhmmm...

This is a problem. This is going to be so displaced. What is that? What who sent that?

Oh. I did? No I didn't. No it wasn't me. It was a part of me.

No not a part of me. No not that.

No
No
Who?

Oh wait I remember seeing this. This was strange. Now it makes sense so much sense.

Oh what? Alright, Bazmuss. I should go go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.

I need to go. I need to go.

All the petals are hands. All the roots are arms.

All of us, we are lights.

We are stars.

The path is so long.
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What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK. Okay so that first bit of gibberish is vigenere cipher. I can't translate it without a key. :C

So I have no idea what that means. 

Gaaaaaah I DUNNO WHAT IS GOING ON.

WAFFLES, PACIFY ME WITH YOUR DELICIOUSNESS.

6 comments:

  1. What in the holy name of fuck...?

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  2. What... whaaaat the fuck is this?

    I did not post this. What the fuck?

    AAAAAUUUUUGH.

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  3. ...Really? Encryptions?

    Watch it guys, we have retro-slenderhacking going on!

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  4. Before we know it, it'll turn into binary and ROT-13. Gooooooooooood dammit I HATE codes.

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  5. I'll translate it soon so you all can see what it says.

    My hands are occupied with waffles at the moment.

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  6. CRYPTIC BULLSHIT

    MY MORTAL ENEMY

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