Wednesday, August 31, 2011


Finally! Dy and I got release from the hospital!

Nothing too special to report. They pretty much cleared Dy of any internal injuries, infections, and gave us a big jar of silvadene cream and pretty much just told us to knock ourselves out doing whatever.

Though Dy's ribs are still bruised pretty bad. They've gotten much much better the passed couple days. Which is good.

Ribs are the worse thing to get hurt. You can't take a deep breath without it hurting.

She's also happy to be off of the pain medication they had her on... considering she kept saying super awkward things. XD

Oh Dy you are so funny when you're drunk.


I uhm... I'm better since I got the locket. Honestly, its really nice to have a memento of my mother's. I didn't get much from either of my parents after they died. I left home pretty fast. I didn't take much of anything.

Anyways... since the bears gone I'm pretty sure Glyph is going to be gunning for us now. I can only hope Dy and I can hold him off while we try and figure out our next plan of attack.

Or just...

What the fuck ever we're going to be doing.

Right now we're just avoiding getting murdered or kidnapped.

I think generally that's a good plan of attack for anyone.

Alrighty guys. We're off to drive around aimlessly for a bit.

All of you stay safe!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


I got a delivery today from my father.

It's a locket my mother used to have with a picture of my family in it.

I just...

I can't handle this...

I can't keep up with this.

I want to see my dad so badly but... I can't.

I'm sorry guys.

I'm sorry.

Its just hard to think about it sometimes, but I can't just shove all my feelings in a box.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Slendy Loves Cats

I don't even know where this joke came from. I'm pretty sure it was just that last picture I drew.

Anyways, since we're stuck in this hospital I've been drawing stuff to cheer up Dy and to keep my mind off of everything. Here is the stupidest one to date.

Based off of this video.

Enjoy this silly silly stupid ass thing I just drew.

I love you guys.

Stay safe everybody!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Last Night

Oh... my god...

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Alright. Uhm. Let me explain. We're safe... we're in the hospital. Because we're both a bit worse for wear... but it as fucking worth it.

The bear is dead. Dead deadarific dedalicious dead as dead can be dead.

So basically I was just writing a post last night you know? When we heard screaming. Dysis looked outside and sure enough it was trying to maul someone outside.

Dysis said to pack things up so I did we went outside and I waved at it and yelled at it. It noticed me. It was missing an eye and one of the harpoons was still stuck in it.

It roared and ran at us so Dy and I got in the car and it rammed the car so hard it almost flipped over. We pulled out of there and started driving into the city. This town's pretty small... pretty empty. Lots of alleys. Perfect for our plan.

So we drove around some, leading it trying to waste the night and bide time. We did till about four or five...

Pretty soon we hit a dead end and it crawled on top of our car. That was not good. So we both got out and fucking ran. Of course it followed after.

Thankfully it seemed really delusional. It was having a hard time keeping up. It kept bumping into things and having a hard time with corners, but it was desperate.

Some how we didn't notice it following (And I'm pretty sure we got lost) and out of no where it was in front of us and it jumped on Dy and swiped at her and tore three gashes from her shoulder to her sternum then clawed at her side but thankfully only scratched her.

 So what did Dy do?

She punched it in the face.

Then she got so angry she grabbed it by its jaws and tore them open so wide she tore off its lower jaw and started beating it in the face with it till it backed off enough she could wiggle away.

She was losing a lot of blood though so I pulled her up and I started to drag her away as the bear was trying to comprehend the fact that someone just tore off part of its face and almost beat its head in with it.

I started to run with her again looking for the car when we found it after fucking wandering for a long goddamn time.  Dysis was losing a lot of blood and was starting to get a bit woozy.

So I set her on the car and opened up the passenger side when it grabbed me by my leg and started thrashing me around on the ground. Dy went to the trunk and I heard her open it then I heard carpet tearing and her swearing.

It started to claw at me and slam me into the pavement when it screamed in pain and I felt nauseous for some reason and my head began to pound. The Bear seemed to notice as well because I heard Dy's lighter click then the bear let out a scream and backed off me.

I sat up to see Dy smashing a Molotov into the bear, lighting part of her arm on fire. She didn't seem to notice because she stepped forward with this black ax I've never seen her use before and she started hacking at the bear and yelling all sorts of stuff I couldnt' understand until its head finally came off and rolled away and it flopped to the ground.

The tar covering its body began to turn to dust and blow away.

Dy threw the axe in the trunk of the car in disgust then pat herself out and smiled at me and kneeled down before looking me over and hugging me.

We heard someone let out a gasp and we both looked to see a man standing  in the alleyway. Dy muttered something about him going to go call the police when he turned and started to back up.

And it lept on him. It slithered its way around him... atleast what was left of it... the tar stuff that is.

The man screamed in pain and it covered is face and spread over him. He staggered over and knocked Dy away and tried to grab me up. I rolled under the car and I think I posted this (Time stamps are off but I'll investigate this later) just to calm myself the fuck down.

I noticed the sun coming up so I rolled out from under the car, but it grabbed me and hoisted me up. Its maw began to open up again and I did the only think that I could think of doing.

I did what Dy would do.

I kicked it in the balls.

Which apparently had feeling still because it screamed and dropped me and started thrashing around.

The sun was nearly high enough that the light was coming over the mountains. It screamed and ran for the alley way but I grabbed its leg and tried to hold it back.

It kicked me in the shoulder and in the head a couple times so I let go and it got up. Dy grabbed it pulling it back. I got up and started to as well and we both picked it up and started to pull it back.

Finally as the sun peeked over the mountains it let out a scream, and like a fucking vampire in a movie it burst into fiery ash and withered away.

All of us collapsed, the man included.

We all laid there a little while before Dy said. "Did you.... did you kick it in the balls?"

I said "Yeah..."

and then we bumped fists and got up.

We dragged the guy into our car and drove to the hospital. We told them some... fuck I don't even remember what I told them but there was camping and fire and then... this guy.

Anyways we're both sitting comfortably in hospital beds. Dy needs it more than I do. I had some bruises and some scratches. A few of which needed stitches.

Dy had the gashes on her chest and some scrapes, bruises, and then some burns on her arm and the palms of her hands. We think her hip re-dislocated when it threw her away from me and she bruised a couple ribs.

The guy's fine. He attributes his weird memory of it to him apparently drinking all night. I just said we found him and thought he needed help and they accepted that.

So anyways... yeah. Just relaxing here in the hospital... watching bad soap opera's and eating pudding. Dy's sleeping. See above for the reason why.

This pudding is probably bad but right now it tastes sooooo goooood

Its gone though... and that's one less problem.

We'll uhm... keep you all updated okay? I would have posted earlier but... fuck. We were either sleeping or getting patched up.

All of you keep safe and don't do stupid stuff like us. We're horrible role models. :P

Bye for now.



Wednesday, August 24, 2011


So we managed to sleep in a nice hotel for a while where we could get a couple nights decent rest.

Now we're in this crappy little motel and we're going to be up for a while.

In the mean time Dysis keeps slipping on names and stuff. I know she keeps stuff from me. I may be all over the place but I notice stuff too.

I think the sleep deprivation might just be getting to her. She's been in a good mood as of late so I cant complain about that huh?

Anyways so, yeah we're stuck in crappy hotels again sta

Oh fuck

I gotta go. Its show time.

Fucking bear is back.

I'm sick of this. If I'm not back you all know my goodbyes already

brb kicking monsters in the face

Monday, August 22, 2011


So someone stopped by the otherday and dropped off a letter for me... from Cam.

I uhm... I'll just post it here for you all to read.

I didn't know Cam for long. But he was a wonderful man and his words have made me feel better. They make me feel like I can take this on more than ever. I'm going to keep eating waffles, keep looking for answers, and keep overcoming anything that is thrown at me.

I have to. I want to live. I want to see the world. I want to be further confused by it and bewildered and amazed. I want to see every beautiful thing it has to offer me.

For the first time in years I've wanted to live. And I'm not going to let go of that feeling easily.

Also, goddammit, was Konaa and I that apparent? XD I guess I really am bad at hiding that kind of stuff. All of this awkward romance nonsense. I am honestly horrible with it. I only hope Konaa can break out of his predicament... no I know he will.

Anyways. All of you take care, alright?

Don't stop believin'.

Thursday, August 18, 2011


Holy fucking shit. We're fucking tired. Both of us.

We've been trying to stay in cheap motels with crappy outdoor doors and patios to lure out the bear but it isn't working, so we're staying some where fucking safe and getting a decent nights rest.

I've been making Hylo sleep more than I have. She doesn't sleep well enough as it is with her nightmares.

Fucking ay... well at least when I wake up I have been feeling pretty damn good. Dunno why. Maybe I'm having good dreams or something for fucking once.

Anyways, we might resort to other measures to lure out the bear if we get the goddamn chance, but that'd mean attracting tall and faceless again. Which is just something we don't fucking want. Avoiding that at all costs at this point. 

Glyph's been wearing down on Hylo but at least he hasn't tried to fucking maul us in a motel room.

Fuck anyways... 

Keep safe you guys. Take better fucking care of yourselves than we have...

Catch you on the flip side!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Family Matters

Hylo this time guys.

Just wanted to make an  update to say that Dysis and I are pretty much waiting out the bear. We have a plan for when it shows up again but since its hard to track and its getting desperate we decided it be best to wait for it.

Now just so you all know this plan is typically crazy as to match the insanity of this monster. I'm not sure we can pull it off but we have to.

My noggin's doing fine. They just want to make sure my brain isn't swelling. Or I should say Dysis wants to make sure. She's very, very over protective sometimes. Its kind of funny.

She's like this big bad-ass woman who suplexed a bear but when something happens to me she turns into this overly motherly big-sister figure who coddles me.

She said my sister was doing well, that she was sent to actually bring me back home, but after reading about my circumstances she decided that, that was not a good idea, and decided to just travel with me through this.

I'm really thankful for her help. Without her I'd be dead or I would have broken by now...

He keeps sending me e-mails, Glyph does. My dad. He keeps checking up on me. Asking how I've been. I usually only respond with one word answers.

I think that's what makes this the hardest. He is my dad. He really is. He just wants me to be safe... but safe to him has been... warped or something. So that now the only way he believes I'll be safe is if he drags me off to tall and faceless.

Its okay though. I'm going to make it out of this. I'm going to help my dad. I'm going to help Dysis.

We're going to make it through this. We're going to get what we want.

Thank you guys for reading.

Take care of yourselves.

Saturday, August 13, 2011


Hey everyone. Dysis here. Uuhh not much to report on Hylo and I's end except that we're kind of waiting out the bear till it turns up again. Yes I can post that because I'm pretty sure It cant read, because our door had a "Do Not Disturb" sign on it and it just barged in anyways.

Anyways, Hylo had another check up about her noggin the other day so I left her there while I did some hiking. I don't give a shit if slender is out there. I need fresh air and the smell of trees sometimes. While out there I remembered another one of my tales from when I was a youth.

So let me give you a frame of reference or what the fuck ever. When I was young I just ran all over the goddamn place. Just fucking explored everything I could in the woods because I knew how to get home. So I pretty much memorized it. My teenage years I started getting more confrontational. Joined the football team of my high school even, because I could fucking slam people. I'm also pretty damn durable if you haven't noticed.

Then after highs-school I pretty much took up a job cutting up firewood, and delivering it to older people who lived in cabins who couldn't get it themselves or just lazy fucks. I'd come back in town afterward, go to a bar, get in a fight, and then go home afterwards. Then I ran into slender shit and things started to spiral, and lets just say some other tales I will tell you later happened and I got really fucking angry for a while. Like, I just didn't give a shit. I'd start a fight with anything or anyone that looked at all threatening. Which is how I got these five round scars on my chest and stomach.

There is a lot of paranormal stuff in the back woods as it turns out. But most of them just want to be left alone. Hence why they're all the way hidden in the back woods, just kind of chilling. I'd go out there to think though. and one day I ran into a nasty looking thing. I'll get Hylo to draw it one of these days but it can be best describe as an elk, with no hair or skin on its head/face, black fur, red glowing things looking out from it eye sockets, and cob webs all over its horns.

At that time I was pretty pissed all the time and I thought it was something bad. I was wrong. So I uh... confronted it to say the least. I yelled at it threatened it, and it got really fucking angry at me. So it charged and being the dumbass because I was pissed at the time it gored me pinned me into a tree with on of its antlers. Not hard enough to go through my bone but it burned and stung and it hurt like a bitch. I coughed up some blood and immediately thought. "This was fucking stupid" and then looked down at it pondering what to do.

If I didn't do something it'd keep pushing on me till I was dead o the first thing I did was put my boot on its head and held it back. After about 20 seconds of thinking I decided there wasn't much I could do. So I grabbed both of its horns, put a foot on the tree and twirled almost, hard enough, that I broke off both antlers.  It let go and backed off and stared at me before running off. So I was left standing there with one antler lodged into me and holding another. I didn't pull out the lodged one because I had no clue what it would do.

And the first thing I thought when I looked down at myself was "Fuck, how am I supposed to drive with this?"

That was the first thing. Fuck, I'm brilliant sometimes...

Anyways so I some how maneuvered the antler so I could drive and went to the hospital where everybody looked pretty horrified at me. They pulled it out carefully and I got some nice scars to show for my stupidity.

Y'know not everything is bad out there. Some shit just wants to be left alone. Also don't get angry. It makes you really fucking stupid.

Welp, we better head out. We're going north for a bit just to try and bide our time.

Like Hylo always says, keep safe you guys.

Don't punch bears in the face.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I Swear I Will Punch Every Bear In The Face - Dysis, 1 Minute Ago

So yeah. The bear is back, and its given us one hell of a run right now. Uhm... fuck

I'm really really tired. We ended up sleeping in the hospital last night. I'll tell you Dysis has a talent at making make-shift beds from random shit.

Anyways so this pretty much all started actually a day ago. Our hunch about that pour mauled soul we found was correct. The bear was leaving us little presents like a fucking cat or something. Because the next day we were informed by the front desk of the motel that someone just outside got mauled.

We pretty much got the hell out of there drove as far and as fast north as we could till we were both almost passing out and finally stopped at a motel and passed out almost immediately.

I woke up to hearing scratching. Dysis had woken up to it busting through the door. That's right. The fucking door. She managed to light something on fire, which it didn't like and ushered it into the bathroom and locked it there. We grabbed our stuff and started running.

Right when I threw my bags into the car it grabbed me, it fucking pildrived me to the ground and I rolled a bit. Dysis yelled to run and I did exactly that. I did the only thing at that point I thought I could, I ran into the wood.

My reasoning being if anything else showed up it would end up fighting with the bear for me. And if tall and facless showed up it would definitively kill the bear or they would severely hurt each other.

So yeah I ran through the woods and thankfully I'm pretty fast now after all the running and the fact my adrenaline was probably going crazy.

I managed to evade it by ducking around trees it couldn't maneuver around and hopping over stuff it couldn't avoid. It finally grabbed the back of my pant leg and sent me rolling down a hill and into a tree.

It did what it did last time, instead of just running up and tearing me to shreds it got up close to me. It came over slowly while I was still dazed from hitting my face into a tree and it was inches from my face as I pressed agianst the tree. It stared into my eyes with those empty white ones and it... it...

It spoke.

It was garbled and rough. Like there was something soft stuck in it throat...

It said, "Little star. I will eat your light."

It opened up its maw to to eat me. Its jaws opened way farther than they should have and then... It howled in pain and rolled over and away from me. When I turned to see who it was it was my father holding an harpoon gun. The harpoon stuck deep in the side of the bear.

He turned to me and yelled. "Maggie! Get back up the hill! Run!"

And right when I looked up the hill I saw Dysis slide down with a fire axe in tow. She had this look in her eye I had never seen before. It was like all this anger she held in was boiling over.

She slid down and kicked the bear in the face and then swung the axe into its neck and began chopping at it as she stepped onto its neck and it thrashed around.

My father pulled me up and pulled up his mask as he looked at me. He looked worried and looked at my forehead a moment then said, "Maggie get back up the hill and to your vehicle. It was straight that way." he pointed.

I couldn't do anything but nod and run. I swear I  heard him mutter something like "Please stay safe." as I ran from him and up the hill. I turned around again to see Dysis stomping and chopping at it as it roared and thrashed She was relentless as she did.

And my father walked up pulling out a another harpoon from the gun as Dysis looked up and saw him and took a step back. I turned and ran at that point. Dysis can fill you in on what happened.

Okay so Lia fucking ran after that I guess uhh... its hard to remember but the guy, Glyph or whatever. Shot the bear with the second harpoon at that point it turned to him as he loaded the third one and charged and Glyph shot it in the face. It looked like it was in a lot of pain but didn't die and it tackled Glyph and pinned him.

Now I wasn't having any of that bull shit so I grabbed the things top jaw with my hands and yanked it backwards. I don't fucking know how I managed that but I'm petty sure it was because I was hulking out on account of how fucking angry I was.

Now I pulled the fucker back and threw it down so it was stuck upside down and I punched it in the goddamn throat. it roared and Glyph shot it a fourth time. So we fucken continued to rail on it. About this time it was 5:45 I think. And the sun started coming up. And I think the fucking thing noticed that. So it managed to flop onto its side and fucken grabbed my hip and threw me into Glyph before it got up and ran like all hell away from us into the trees further.

I got up and grabbed my axe. Glyph picked up one of the harpoons it left behind and frowned a bit angrilly in its direction then looked at me and said, "Thank you for keeping Maggie safe... Keep her close." now at this point I was feeling a bit exhausted and my hip fucking hurt after my adrenaline was wearing off. So I just said "No problem." and then limped back up the hill. I got to Lia and we went to the hospital to get her noggin checked out. The bear didn't break skin but my hip fucking hurt so we did an x-ray to make sure it wasn't broke. They put Lia on observation over night to make sure everything was okay. 

Uhh... I'll just hand this back over to her now.

So yeah. We got out. Everything's fine in my head and now we're at a diner eating because we're starved... its been a really long night and day.

But we have a plan for when it shows up again. Atleast Dysis has devised a plan for if it shows up again which, we don't know how long that'll be because she and my father well Glyph both did a lot of damage.

So now we're kind of just recuperating. Dysis's hip seems fine. She won't stop complaing about it though. I though she was a big bad lumberjack or something

LumberJILL thankyouverymuch and I can complain all I want about a fucking bear throwing me.

Anyways yeah we're just chillaxing until we get better. We're both alive though both fine. Both functional despite any protests Dysis has...

All of you keep safe and alive alright? Alright.

Keep rocking, party people.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Museums and Snuggles

So Dysis and I had to visit one last college in DC along with some offices and ended up with nothing to show for our progress...

-le sigh-

Well instead of being bummed we visited the Natural History Museum and visited with Konaa and H! And it was... eventful to say the least...

First off Dysis made boyfriend jokes the whole way there which resulted in me calling her mom a lot.

You, Behave.


Okay jokes aside I felt... well... It felt wonderful to see Konaa safe and sound. I gave him a tight hug when I saw him.
It was... it was way better than I've felt in the past couple weeks.

We ended up looking around at stuff while Dysis and H hung back. H apparently was having some problems so she went to the bathroom and Dysis followed after so Konaa and I could have some alone time.

I've... Never been kissed. Ever. By a boy I liked no less. I've never even been on a date before. I wasn't much of a lady killer or a... whatever the opposite of that is, but when Konaa kissed me I felt like everything would work out. I felt like I was going to make it.

No I felt like I wanted to make it. I want this to last. I want to be able to be happy with him.

So uh yeah. I guess we're a couple now. :)



Anyways, H apparently has been having problems with compulsions because of slender stuff... so Dysis and I gave them a ride back to where they were staying and we said our good byes before we left.

I'm not quite sure what we're going to do now, but Dysis has some work to do and I'll be happy to help her with whatever she needs helping with.

Goodnight all. I'm off to dreamland.

All of you take care of yourselves. <3

Friday, August 5, 2011

Uneventful trips/I hate finding dead things

So the search for that girl is apparently continuing. Dysis says they haven't found much of her. They're sending out descriptions and pictures of her all over the place though. I hope they find her and he get whatever help she needs.

In the mean time we drove down to the bottom of the state to visit a college and guess what?! Nothing. My mom was there but didn't leave any research behind so now we're heading down to DC.

Something semi exciting did happen though. Dysis brought me out road to get a second opinion on what I thought of the whole scene. It was pretty gross and I felt nervous. I'd just have to say what Dysis said is probalby true.

The girl probably cut her wrists and then blacked out before waking back up and walking around again.

Its really fucking weird but the fun didn't stop there when we were going back to Dysis's car we found a dead/mauled person on the side of the road

They were wearing a mask

God dammit. If that was what I think it was I'm glad we got the hell out of that place.

So yeah going to DC. Anyone in the nearby states want to hang out. Because I have a feeling DC doesn't have anything to offer and if that's the case I'm going to be kind of bummed

And really? We can drive anywhere to meet anyone. Dysis said she's perfectly fine with it. And driving around here is nothing like home where it takes 6 hours to see relatives.

Anyways yeah we're just moving along trying to keep busy.

You all keep safe mkay?
I'll see you later.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Over sickness/Weird things

So Dysis dropped me off on campus while she got called out to find someone. Its part of her work you know? She got sent out to look for a girl who apparently drove up to the woods and ran into the forest in a suicidal fervor.

I've been feeling much better and the fever's pretty much gone now.

I wandered around mostly because the person I talked to had to dig up old files and such. I contemplated a few things in the halls of scholarly thingamajigs and finally just ended up rolling around in a rolly chair for probably a half an hour before they brought the files to me.

And then....

They didn't have anything I didn't already know. So I went to the nearest McDonald's and played in the kids area.

However weird shit was a apparently happening to Dysis so I'll let her explain that.

Hey there. Its me again. So yeah, like Hylo mentioned I got called up for a job finding a suicidal girl that ran off into a forest and... weird shit happened to say the least. Not as weird as some things I have seen but it always getcha you know? Anyways so I followed the trail from the car and further into the woods. Yeah I know right? A runner surrounded by trees? Well it didn't do shit so I guess it was preoccupied iwth something else or something.

Anyways I follow the trail till the end and she was no where in sight so I decided to go off the path and I wandered around looking for some where you'd probably want to die and then I found it. It was this little pool with a waterfall falling into it. everything was lush and green around it. Beautiful if you ask me. Perfect for any one to look at as their final sight on this earth.

There was fucking blood all over the place and that shit worried me. Looks like it pooled up but then after that she moved around a lot. It was smeared on rocks and shit everywhere. Drops all over the fucking place. Looks like she fell over a couple times before she went into the wood. I followed her blood trail into woods and found a lot more on trees and on leaves. Eventually I got to the side of the highway where I found  a small puddle of blood with probably three teeth in it. They weren't pulled out though. Pulled teath usually have a bit of gums or muscle on them. Sometimes are fractured a bit. These were like... they just fell out.

It was fucking weird as hell so I left and told them what I found and suggested they put out a broadcast to people who have picked out any hitchhikers fitting the girl's description. Told them to be cautious about it too. I didn't like the look of this shit. Its like she tried to kill herself and then just got up and stumbled into the highway and spit out a couple teeth before getting picked up by someone.

Right-o. Werid things. Not that surprising to be honest.

So we have two more colleges to visit. In the mean time we might have to contact a few of you guys for possible places to stay.

You guys all stay safe and get your daily recommended amount of waffles.