Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Something I have noticed

Those proxies that I keep seeing from time to time? I noticed they're the same proxies each time... or there's a few of the same ones in the group each time.

So it seems He's sent a little task force to keep an eye on me at all times while he deals with bigger things.

Also something else I've been thinking about. I've been trying to think of what plant or flower name to call him and I've come up with one. Its a large parasitic plant in Sumatra, Indonesia, and Malaysia called Rafflesia arnoldii or the Corpse Flower.

He is a Rafflesia arnoldii in nearly every sense. He's a parasite, and all the proxies are all just insects who pollinate him because they're attracted to the smell of corpses he emits.

In other news:

No weird dreams and no weird anything really except the usual proxy. Been sleeping alright. I even gained a pound. I am happy to announce that I am on the road to being a fat and useless runner (-sarcasm).

Trying to keep positive and eat well. That sounds really corny, but honestly? It has been helping.


  1. Bah! If you think you're gaining too much weight, I suggest push ups, sit ups, leg-lifts, jump squats, and an exercise I do called a "Fire Hydrant." Being in shape and fit is better for your mood, and it gives you a serious advantage against proxies. After all, the difference between being in shape and not being in shape is forcing a proxy to drop you because his shin hurts, or forcing him to go to the hospital because his shin is broken!

    Keep it together. :D

  2. Bahaha! I think he just had a bad knee. He seemed like an older guy. Probably got it from bowing to Rafflesia too much.

    Ah well. Thanks again.

  3. It doesn't matter what you call him. You will be his. I have recovered and I know where you are.